Define "chronic" masturbator.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
