she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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