I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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