I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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