is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
that is very illegal...i love you.
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