All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Randomize
