yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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