I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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