im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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