Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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