Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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