the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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