I wanna bring you to show and tell
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
