Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize
