My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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