he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
