I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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