He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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