from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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