i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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