You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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