I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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