he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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