Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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