What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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