ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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