Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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