Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I will pee on everything he values.
You made out with two different species that night
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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