Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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