4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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