Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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