So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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