Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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