If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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