So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Randomize
