Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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