I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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