That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
