You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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