there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
