i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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