Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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