nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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