Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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