were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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