Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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