just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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