I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
that is very illegal...i love you.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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