I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Dick very happy bro
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
