im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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